Gonzo's Guide: Top 5 local spring break destinations - Grand Rapids Movies, Music, Events and Entertainment – MLive.com

Gonzo's Guide: Top 5 local spring break destinations - Grand Rapids Movies, Music, Events and Entertainment – MLive.com: "You know, I don't care that it might snow this week. And I don't care that we're stuck in Grand Rapids while we all know so-called friends who are in Gulf Shores, Ala. (doing whatever they do in Alabama); or Orlando (hanging out with that ever-cheerful Mickey Mouse; I could slug him sometimes); or even the Bahamas (yes, I know someone who is there with his daughter, claiming to be a chaperone, but the truth is he just craves those fruity drinks with an umbrella in them!)

Sorry, where were we? Oh, spring break week. Enjoy it."